Possibly the Coolest PR Job Ever

Tired of pitching some lame new "revolutionary" tech product? Have secret a secret desire to live the life of Jason Bourne? Well, USAID is looking for a Communications Coordinator in their Civilian Response Corps.

"The Active Component of the Civilian Response Corps (CRC-A) is a team of first responders with a wide range of skills whose primary responsibilities are to train, plan for, provide direct support to, and conduct USG R&S operations in foreign countries or regions that are at risk of, in, or transitioning from violent conflict or civil strife."

Okay, sound interesting. Now a few of the requirements:

Incumbent may be deployed to remote and/or isolated locations around the world under arduous conditions. If selected for this position, you must be available for overseas deployment within 48 hours for up to 6 months.

Okay, I like travel, but it is just going to be typical flack work, right?

"You are also likely to work long hours, with no R&R opportunities, in isolated conditions and be under personal threat of counterintelligence operations, crime, terrorism, kidnapping, ongoing and intrusive surveillance."

Yeah, but I'll be working out of a secure office, right?

"Deployments may be to the most isolated and restricted overseas locations, including combat zones, and may involve embedding with U.S. or international military or peacekeeping units."

Do I get to travel first class?

"Incumbent will be transported in off-road vehicles, helicopters, military troop transport aircraft, or other types of military transportation and will be wearing/carrying heavy protective, emergency and communications equipment, items of which could weigh up to 40 pounds."

Cool!! Do I need to undergo any special PR training?

"A mandatory training (up to 8 weeks per year) that includes medical first aid, field maneuvers on foot, weapons familiarization, surveillance detection and evasion and evacuation drills"

Calling all weekend warriors and wanna-be James Bonds in the PR world.

I Smell Pulitzer

Warning: This story from the Washington Post is extremely depressing. It also happens to be one of the finest examples of writing/journalism I have read in a long time.

Here at Flack U. headquarters in Washington, DC. We are decidedly pro-2nd Amendment liberals. There are actually more of us around than you may think. As you can imagine, we were hopeful that DC would finally let us exercise our constitutional rights following the landmark Heller decision.

Well, this month the MPD published their latest revised firearm registration requirements.

If you don't want to wade through the 13 pages, this is a summary of what you need to do own a handgun in your home.

• Take a 5 hr. training course ($150)
• Go to MPD and get your paperwork
• Go to Maryland and buy a gun
• Call the only FFL in DC and arrange a transfer($125)
• Go to MPD and get fingerprinted and background checked. ($35 + $13 for the application)
• Wait 5 days. Go back again to MPD to get your registration
• Go to FFL and get your gun. Pass the NICS.
• Go back AGAIN to MPD with your gun for ballistic testing ($12)
• Wait until MPD calls you and tells you to pick up your gun

Pretty bad I know. Not the least of which is that going through the process costs $300. Worse is the training requirement. I know that training is a good thing, but remember, this is not for concealed carry (none in DC). This is to keep a weapon in your home. Even DC's grandstanding AG Peter Nickles has said he will likely not be able to defend this in court.

But this is what is really crazy. In order to register a shotgun or rifle, I need to take a 4 hour course on gun safety AND one hour of range time with a HANDGUN. I called a few of the approved trainers and confirmed that, indeed, their courses are focused on handgun ownership.

In supposedly complying with Heller on handguns, the DC City Council has actually made the process MORE restrictive for people looking to buy a shotgun or rifle.

I am sure it is only a matter of time before this, and the other meaningless hoops are eliminated (ballistics testing only works on Law & Order. Maryland wasted $2 million on a similar program). Why could they just not accept the inevitable and do it right the first time is beyond me.